Dying To Post

Over the past few days I have been revising for maths exams. No-one else in the contry is doing it, but my maths teacher thought it would be a good idea for me to take my maths exams 18 months early. Everything else in my life has therefore taken a back seat. I hate everyone, not just you guys. I have therefore tried to come up with the most random list I could find and I hope you enjoy it.

This is a list of weird items that people have requested to have buried with them that are now becoming commonplace.

  1. Mobile phones (often switched on to receive messages from friends and loved ones)
  2. The remains of a pet
  3. Golf Equipment
  4. Bottles of wine/lager/whiskey/beer/insert alcoholic substance here
  5. Plants
  6. Fax machines
  7. Money
  8. Coconuts
  9. iPods (how sad can you get :!: :? :!: )
  10. PDAs / Blackberrys (do dead people need to keep appointments :roll: )

I also hope to have the first tutorial up here soon, hopefully over the weekend, so watch this space! (For people like me: Not literally).

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