Britain is wet, it normally rains almost constantly and we happen to be surrounded by water (although it’s not immediately drinkable). However, we are now being warned that we face a drought, even though it is Winter and it has been raining and snowing for the last couple of weeks. Unfortunately these are the wrong […]
I was informed earlier today that I am now more popular that the Government here in the UK. It’s not really a difficult thing to achieve considering our current circumstances, but I take pride in it. Perhaps I should explain myself a little bit more. The Department For Culture, Media and Sport set up a […]
Just now I thought I had coined a new word as I was reading through my emails, but alas, after a quick Google (and yes, that is now a verb) I realise that 67,500 people have had the same idea, and are just as irate as me. So, to make that 67,501 I will also […]
It seems to be the talk of virtually everywhere, but Asda has brought out a Valentine’s card that costs a measly 8p! This links to my last article, as the car is emblazoned with ASDA SMART PRICE over the front, and is written in txt spk. Everyone, especially the women, is complaining that this card […]
I am baffled by many things and most are explained quite well by Uncyclopedia. However, something no-one has ever explained to me is why companies, and charities imparticular, seem to give out random pieces of stationery to potential customers/users of their service/hobos. The most recent of these attacks of RIPS (random, idiotic, pointless stationery) was […]