Manuals
Someone told me some very useful advice today:
Be wary of any useful device that weighs less than the operating manual that came with it.
This advice seems to work for most devices and their manuals and is just something random I remembered from the day. For example, Windows weighs as much as a CD, 15g, and has quite a hefty manual. This therefore means that Windows is useless. However, Linux on a CD also weighs 15g and the documentation is quite lengthy, so this means that Linux is also something to be wary of. Mac OS, however, weighs nothing as you cannot get it on CD. The documentation you get with the Mac weighs a lot, so a Mac is also a bad idea. So, what OS can you use? Well Microsoft Bob came on a floppy disk and had very little in the way of documentation. This therefore means that Microsoft Bob is one of the best OSs available.
And you lot say I talk rubbish 